Based On A True Story

September 26, 2014

Things you don’t want to hear from a doctor, nurse, or other health care professional:

Less is more.

I’m going to be flying before I even get out of here.

I am so non-compliant.

I’m sure it’s just allergies.

Worst case scenario : you die.

I’m not a doctor but I play one on TV. I’m just kidding. I don’t play one on TV.

It’ll get better before gets worse.

Which one are you?

What are you here for again?

You haven’t seen a kidney, have you?

I should’ve had something different for lunch.

Oh, I’ve seen a lot of this. But only in books.

Where’s my pen? I can’t write with a rectal thermometer!

I wish I could say this was an educated guess.

That’s probably an allergy I’ve never seen.

My malpractice insurance just went up…again!

Hello. I’m Dr. Giggles.

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