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Freethinkers Anonymous > Quick Takes. > End Of The Season Special.
Author: Christopher Waldrop
February 23, 2016
Beach house for rent.
2 BDR/0 Bath
Easy access to beach. GREAT VIEW!
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Maybe it’s because I grew up near the ocean, but that looks like a bath to me.
Now that you say that it looks like one to me too, and since I was just rereading Alice In Wonderland I should have remembered this: “Alice had been to the seaside once in her life, and had come to the general conclusion, that wherever you go to on the English coast you find a number of bathing machines in the sea…”
A good reminder to keep my mouth closed while swimming.
I guess you haven’t heard Michael Phelps’s admission that all professional swimmers pee in the pool. I find that more than a little disconcerting, but I guess Olympic swimmers don’t want to get out of the water for anything.
This probably speaks volumes about me and the state of my mental health, but the umbrella, to me, looks like a furry/grassy monster that has been impaled on a spike through the abdomen. Wheeee, the beach is fun!!!
That is sick, twisted, and disturbed, which, as you can guess, is high praise. What kind of monster is it? Perhaps the sun has bleached its once bright blue fur.
That monster seems to be a demonization of Sesame Street.
Demonization of Sesame Street is a regular pastime. I think of the Cookie Monster’s impaled head as a subtle rebuke to those who think he should switch to broccoli.
That’s about all I could afford. I wonder if it sleeps 6?
I’m pretty sure it sleeps even more than that. Of course depending on the time of year most of the real houses on the beach are empty.
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