He’s Out There.

bogeyBogeyman (usually spelled boogeyman in the U.S.; also spelled bogieman or boogie man; see American and British English spelling differences), pronounced /bʊɡimæn/ or /bɡimæn/,[1] is a common allusion to a mythical creature in many cultures used by adults to frighten children into good behavior. This monster has no specific appearance, and conceptions about it can vary drastically from household to household within the same community; in many cases, he has no set appearance in the mind of an adult or child, but is simply a non-specific embodiment of terror.

–from the Wikipedia entry for Bogeyman

Since I grew up in the United States it would have been The Boogie Man for me, a name that doesn’t sound all that terrifying, especially growing up in the ’70’s. And we had a neighbor who parked his boat in his front yard–his boat named The Boogie, so any time I heard about The Boogie Man I always thought of yachting, but that’s another story.

Maybe it’s because I imagined much worse creatures in my bedroom, creatures whose embodiments were extremely specific and detailed, but the names Boogie Man or even Bogey Man just don’t inspire terror in me. Even when the name is scrawled in bright red, dripping like blood, on a solitary lamp post it just seems laughable. It inspires thoughts of a really bad golfer, or…or…wait, there is something that comes to mind. From the dark recesses of my imagination I remember something…

Source: Simpsons Wiki

Source: Simpsons Wiki

Yes, that really is terrifying. I never made the connection before but that’s exactly what our neighbor with the yacht looked like.

6 Comments

  1. Ann Koplow

    Thank goodness you’re out there, Chris.

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    1. Christopher Waldrop (Post author)

      Thank you for dropping in here to say that.

      Reply
  2. mydangblog

    One of the scariest short stories I ever read was Stephen King’s The Boogeyman. Absolutely terrified me for weeks–if you want to remain fear-free of the boogeyman, I don’t recommend it! Also, are those your dogs? They’re gorgeous:-)

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    1. Christopher Waldrop (Post author)

      I’ll have to look up that Stephen King story. It occurred to me afterward that, while the boogeyman never really bothered me, there are enough tales and cultural references to make up a whole other post.
      And yes they are our dogs. I’m glad you like them. They’re as sweet as they are adorable.

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  3. Chuck Baudelaire

    You haz Dalmatians?

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    1. Christopher Waldrop (Post author)

      Yes, and they are the best dogs in the world. Well, ours are anyway, and I may be slightly biased.

      Reply

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