Detailed Package Tracking
10:12am-Your package has been accepted for delivery.
10:44am-Your package is now ready to be shipped.
11:01am-The shipping department crew is now laughing at you for purchasing the extra insurance.
11:07am-Your package is being shaken by Kevin who’s really good at figuring out what’s being shipped.
11:22am-Your package has been thrown across the room into a large wheeled hamper.
11:34am-A bunch of other packages have been dropped on top of yours.
11:37am-The hamper with your package has just been moved six feet to the left.
11:43am-Everyone’s gone to lunch.
12:36pm-The hamper with your package has been moved six feet to the right.
12:42pm-Employees are now playing ‘Toss The Packages Marked Fragile’.”
12:57pm-Kevin just lost for the fifth time.
1:03pm-Kevin is re-taping your package.
2:34pm-Your package has been loaded onto the delivery truck.
2:58pm-The delivery truck driver is still scratching himself.
3:21pm-The delivery truck is now in transit.
5:43pm-Delivery driver getting coffee.
6:03pm-Driver stopped to have a beer.
6:48pm-Driver going the wrong way.
7:22pm-Driver knows you’re home. Quietly left a note saying delivery attempted but no response.
8:31pm-Driver returned to shipping hub.
9:03pm-Employees are laughing about people who didn’t get their packages delivered.
12:03pm-Driver in transit with your package.
12:24pm-Per instructions you arrive at the shipping warehouse to pick up your package.
12:36pm-Clerk looking for your package.
12:45pm-Warehouse employees laughing at you for making a special trip.
1:03pm-Package delivered to your neighbor’s house.
2:25pm-Your neighbor is in transit.
2:34pm-Neighbor going the wrong way.