Fruits Of My Labor.

Rough Drafts Of The Expression “How Ya Like Them Apples?”

“Not bad for strawberries, eh?

“What did you expect from figs?”

“How do I know it’s a good rambutan?”

“No, it’s jackfruit.”

“Don’t see a lot of guavas, do you?”

“Well how do you eat starfruit?”

“Have a cherimoya for a change.”

“Orange you glad I didn’t say tomato?”

“All my dates have pits.”

“I don’t think that’s physically possible with a coconut.”

“Try blowing these raspberries.”

“Mango? More like you go!”

6 Comments

  1. Chuck Baudelaire

    And don’t forget…”Cash me outside, how about dates?”

    I’ll go away now.

    Reply
    1. Christopher Waldrop (Post author)

      I’ll be sure to tip the waiter.

      Reply
  2. Jay

    I could work with several of these, but I am partial to the fig one.

    Reply
    1. Christopher Waldrop (Post author)

      It’s all good as long as you’re not fig to be tied.

      Reply
  3. Ann Koplow

    I’m enjoying the fruits of this post, Chris. I know it’s a good rambutan.

    Reply
    1. Christopher Waldrop (Post author)

      I’m glad to know that should I ever need to buy rambutan I can count on your knowledge.

      Reply

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