Pop Quiz: It’s Instrumental.

Match The Instrument To The Emotion It Best Expresses.

  1. World’s Smallest Violin
  2. World’s Smallest Tuba
  3. World’s Smallest Piano
  4. World’s Smallest Trumpet
  5. World’s Smallest Picolo
  6. World’s Smallest Viola
  7. World’s Smallest Drum
  8. World’s Smallest Triangle
  9. World’s Smallest Theremin
  1. Mock Jazziness
  2. Mock Heart Of Rock’n’Roll according to Huey Lewis
  3. Mock anti-climactic emphasis to a stirring opus
  4. Mock Jocularity
  5. Pretty much the same as a regular size one
  6. Mock Sympathy
  7. Mock Complex Range of Emotions
  8. Mocks Those Made-For-TV Movies Like Mega Shark Versus Crocosaurus and Sharknado that are supposed to be hilariously over-the-top ironic but end up just being stupid
  9. Mocks Your Mock Sympathy

Scoring is of course completely arbitrary and meaningless and any wrong answers will be severely punished.

 

8 Comments

  1. Jay

    I’ve administered this quiz to my colleagues. Now we have to go have a fist fight in the parking lot. Excuse us.

    Reply
    1. Christopher Waldrop (Post author)

      I want to come referee that fight. And by “referee” I of course mean “stand on the sidelines and eat popcorn”.

      Reply
  2. mydangblog

    The first rule of Pop Quiz Fight Club is that no one talks about Pop Quiz Fight Club. (Awesome quiz–don’t hit me!)

    Reply
    1. Christopher Waldrop (Post author)

      Fun fact: the second rule of Pop Quiz Fight Club is you don’t hit people. At least not physically. I guess you do hit people with questions. Otherwise it wouldn’t be much of a quiz.

      Reply
  3. Kat

    I’m proud of how well I did.

    Reply
    1. Christopher Waldrop (Post author)

      That’s good because that’s all the prize I can offer.

      Reply
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  5. Ann Koplow

    Thanks a lot, Chris.

    Reply

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