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Deleted scenes from Superman II (1980, directed by Richard Donner):

  1. EXT. DAY.

General Zod interrupts a bank robbery in progress and encourages the crooks to continue.

  1. INT. DAY.

General Zod insists that the White House Oval office be repainted a bluish-green color.

  1. EXT. DAY.

General Zod, visiting SeaWorld, takes a particular interest in the pinnipeds.

270. INT. NIGHT.

General Zod demands to be served the meat of a milk-fed calf raised in terrible conditions.

  1. INT. NIGHT.

General Zod accepts a delivery of satsumas and insists that everyone have some.

  1. INT. DAY.

General Zod acquires a dog and takes it to a training class.

  1. EXT. DAY.

General Zod conducts and outdoor group-therapy session for people with anhedonia.

306. INT. NIGHT.

General Zod orders Superman, Lois Lane, Lex Luthor, and Miss Teschmacher to perform a traditional Scottish dance.

12 Comments

  1. BarbaraM

    You do NOT have enough to do to occupy yourself. Although I enjoy your mental wanderings.

    Reply
    1. Christopher Waldrop (Post author)

      Hey, I’m just glad you come along on these wanderings too.

      Reply
  2. Jay

    Brilliant. I wish I could watch them all AND hear the commentary!

    Reply
    1. Christopher Waldrop (Post author)

      Here’s a fun fact you’ll learn from the commentary: Terence Stamp gained ten pounds from chewing so much scenery.

      Reply
  3. Arionis

    Hahaha! Dying here. I’m keeling before Zod.

    Reply
    1. Christopher Waldrop (Post author)

      Zod certainly has a keeler reputation.

      Reply
  4. Chuck Baudelaire

    I just died.

    Reply
    1. Christopher Waldrop (Post author)

      And the doctor who revived you was being ordered “HEAL BEFORE ZOD!”

      Reply
  5. mydangblog

    I love it!

    Reply
    1. Christopher Waldrop (Post author)

      And I believe you’re sincere and not being ordered to say that by General Zod.

      Reply
  6. Ann Koplow

    We kneel before you, Chris, to steal a phrase.

    Reply
    1. Christopher Waldrop (Post author)

      I’m humbled by your appreciation.

      Reply

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