It’s difficult not to get swept up in the grandeur and majesty of the Olympics. People are drawn to watch, to spend hours watching brave and dedicated athletes perform incredible feats in bitter cold from the comfort of their warm couches. It’s powerful and mesmerizing. It’s like a fever, which is why, looking at the incredible number of events, all I can think is this:
Olympic Sport or Illness?
- Beri beri
- Nordic combined
7-10: Rubber ball on a string
4-6: For crying out loud, it’s only once every four years. Would it hurt to take a little interest?
1-3: You will be forced to give a humiliating interview about your loss