It’s Party Time!

No child’s party is complete without a theme and Partytown Central Depotville—your celebration destination location station for any occasion or situation—has over 1000 party themes available for rent or purchase no matter your festival jubilee merrymaking carnival gala needs!

-from the PCD website

 

 

 

 

 

 

Selections From Partytown Central Depotville’s List Of Children’s Party Themes

Environmentally Sustainable Entertainment Options

Public Domain Fairy Tale Characters

Mortgage Refinancing Negotiation

Earn A Junior Business Degree

Let’s Clean The House!

My Dad Versus Your Dad (Betting optional)

Cowboys and Federal Regulators

Choose Your Own Stock Trading Internship

Birthday Parties In My Day (Parent/Grandparent/Great Grandparent/Victorian Era)

Learn About Waivers

Astounding Sea Monkey Cosplay

Creative Accounting

15th Century Flemish Painting

Victim Blaming

Fun With Reupholstering

Build A Gnome Workshop

Night At The Recycling Center

Chicken Nuggets: From Egg To Box To Landfill

6 Comments

  1. mydangblog

    Ooh, so many to choose from. Since Sea Monkeys are so disappointing when you see them in their natural state, the Cosplay might just make up for it. Although 15th Century Flemish painting also has a lot of appeal…

    Reply
    1. Christopher Waldrop (Post author)

      The best part of the Sea Monkey cosplay is getting to wear one of those funny crowns. With the Flemish painting party, though, everyone also gets to wear funny crowns.

      Reply
  2. Tom

    Can I order a PDFTC for my 50th birthday with a follow up NATRC for the next day?

    Reply
    1. Christopher Waldrop (Post author)

      It should have occurred to me that no matter what party theme you pick it should automatically be followed up with a NATRC. Or at the very least LCTH, because that’s gonna happen no matter what.

      Reply
  3. Ann Koplow

    You sure know how to host a party, Chris.

    Reply
    1. Christopher Waldrop (Post author)

      Now that you’re here the party can begin.

      Reply

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