I Want Candy.

The following candies will be rebranded as “sexy” this Halloween:

Kit Kats

Mounds

Almond Joy

Blow Pops

Milk Duds

Lemonheads

Licorice whips

Jawbreakers

Malted milk balls

Twizzlers

Gummy worms

Caramel apples

M&Ms (all flavors)

Snickers

Goo Goo Cluster

Reese’s peanut butter cups

Reese’s pieces

Hershey’s kisses

Butterfinger

Anything “fun size”

Mary Janes

Jolly Ranchers

Watchamacalit

Nerds

Skittles

Candy corn

Starburst

Granola bars

Bon Bons

Pop rocks

Swedish fish

After dinner mints

Wax Lips

Raisins

UNICEF money

8 Comments

  1. Arionis

    Ha Ha! I’d love to taste Reese’s (Witherspoon) peanut butter cups. Sadly, she is not on my “list”. She probably doesn’t lose much sleep over that.
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    1. Christopher Waldrop (Post author)

      She was also brilliant in Monsters vs. Aliens. Yeah, it probably says something about how my mind works that that’s where it automatically goes when you mention Reese Whitherspoon.

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  2. Allison

    I feel the need to point out that some of us find Chunky sexy. I’m kind of into Mr. Goodbar, myself.

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    1. Christopher Waldrop (Post author)

      I take it you’ve found Mr. Goodbar.
      And Chunky is pretty sexy. There’s one I should have put on the list. Chunky is greatly underappreciated.

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  3. mydangblog

    Anything “fun-size” lol! Makes me think of Bill Hader’s Stefan character!
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    1. Christopher Waldrop (Post author)

      Oh my, Stefan is hilarious. It’s kind of hard for me to believe that Bill Hader also plays Barry. The guy’s got serious range.

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  4. Ann Koplow

    Especially Nerds.

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    1. Christopher Waldrop (Post author)

      Willy Wonka was among the first to make Nerds sexy and we can be glad that trend at least has continued.

      Reply

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