Here Are The Monkeys You Didn’t Order.

“Here are the monkeys you ordered.” Source: bencollier.net

A guy in Malaysia lost his cell phone and found it again full of monkey selfies and I have so many questions I don’t even know where to start. There are the obvious ones like, doesn’t this happen all the time in Malaysia? Monkeys seem to be pretty common there so I’m surprised this isn’t kind of a dog bites man story. And then there are the disturbing questions like, was Planet Of The Apes really a disturbing view of the future? And if so can it please be one of the good ones and not that horrendous Tim Burton flick?

Then there are the bigger philosophical questions. Were the monkeys aware of what they were doing? Did they know they were taking pictures of themselves? A series of copyright cases started in 2011 over a series of “monkey selfies” taken by macaques with a camera provided by photographer David Slater. The cases raised some thorny legal issues about ownership, and things took a really stupid turn when PETA filed a lawsuit arguing that the monkeys owned the photos, raising the question of whether they’re macaques, yourcaques, or nobody’scaques, but that’s another story.

And the history of animals creating art, as we understand it anyway, goes back to at least 1954 when Desmond Morris gave Congo, a chimpanzee in the London Zoo, pencils and paintbrushes, and elephants, dolphins, belugas, and even a bunny have produced paintings which raises the disturbing question, was Watership Down really a disturbing view of the future? And was the giraffe in this picture deliberately photobombing and if so would that be funny or disturbing or disturbingly funny?

Source: iflscience.com

We know animals make art. After all humans are animals, so cogito ergo pingo, or sumthing like that. The question is, do other species make art in the sense that we understand it? That’s a question that may be unanswerable, or at least can’t be answered until we can talk to the animals.

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  1. Ann Koplow

    Whenever you take a selfie, Chris, that’s a portrait of the artist as an amazing man.
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    1. Christopher Waldrop (Post author)

      Thank you, Ann, and I’m thrilled every time you share some of your selfie here.

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  2. Arionis
    1. Christopher Waldrop (Post author)

      Yes! Monkeys are vicious animals. I get that some people like them and to each their own and all that, but, yeah, monkeys are terrible. And so are rabbits. I remember when my parents thought Watership Down was a cute cartoon about bunnies and left us kids to watch it and it was not pleasant.

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  3. Lee Russell

    Amazing, the classic thanks for sharing 😀

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  4. mydangblog

    I think Watership Down is more like a vision of the present, under the circumstances. And if monkeys can learn sign language, I have no doubt that they understand the importance of a positive social media presence!

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    1. Christopher Waldrop (Post author)

      I heard once that monkeys that learn sign language will talk about the researchers when they’re not around and even form little groups and talk about other monkeys, which just tells me we need to stop teaching them sign language. Monkeys are bad enough even when they’re not being…catty.

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