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Author: Christopher Waldrop
March 26, 2021
Quick Takes., The Weekly Essay
Names I, Chris, Have Gotten On Restaurant To-Go Orders I Placed And Picked Up While Wearing A Mask
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i think ziv has merit. i know a couple of german rockers named izzy and syff, black lürxx.
The one downside of being named Ziv might be that it’s not kosher to put an umlaut over an i. But, hey, who’s checking, really?
I’ve always liked the name Dolores, but I think Spiv sounds much more dangerous, like “Watch out for Spiv–he’ll shank you in the shower room”.
It’s funny you say that because Spiv is the name of a very shady character in The Kink’s rock opera Preservation. In fact his full name is “Second-Hand Car Spiv” and that should tell you all you need to know about just how shady he is.
Phil, Will, Bill and Karl are a mystery – the rest….maybe it’s your accent. Or the way it texted. Or their accent.
I think the real mystery here is why I’m getting so much takeout while the rest of the world is focused on baking their own bread. But, hey, I’m trying to keep businesses going!
Alice, let’s eat.
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