My Local Pet Store Is Full Of These

October 18, 2013

FREE TO GOOD HOME

Found on Oakton. Was small, furry, brown and white with large ears. Cuddly. Fed late one night. Now green, scaly, and very aggressive. Tried to bathe. Now we have more than we know what to do with. If interested call number below. Recommend a very strong cage and gloves for handling.

NEED ADVICE

Sold to us as purebred Husky. Shortly after we got home dog’s body split open and sprayed pink stuff all over my husband. Later found husband’s bloody shredded clothes in the garbage. Dog and husband now look normal but make scary gurgling noises and sprout tentacles when I’m alone with them. Not concerned about the husband but want to know. Is this normal for this breed?

SEEN IN NEIGHBORHOOD

Seen opening manhole covers. Fluffy bright red hair, but only around back of head. Solid white skin.

Probably part Chinese crested, but very big. Back paws are much larger than front. Wearing a mostly yellow outfit. No tags.

IF NOT CLAIMED SOON I WILL CALL ANIMAL CONTROL!

EXPERIENCED RIDER WANTED

Have to give up riding due to injury. Looking for a good home for a fully grown gray hippogriff.

Very loyal, protective and affectionate but must be treated respectfully.

Favorite food is ferrets. Also eats bats.

Price: Negotiable. Dollars preferred.

Serious inquiries only.

HELP!!! LOST PET!!!

Lost near Otter Creek Road. Was seen running North.

Wearing a black and orange collar. May also have a gold ring on left forepaw. Claws on forepaws are very long.

Fur is mostly gray tinged with black. Long snout, pointy ears. Eyes are yellow and look like they glow in the dark.

Weighs around 145 lbs. Stands about 5’6” and may be seen running or walking on hind legs.

May get into garbage. Also chases rabbits, squirrels, chipmunks. Might go after deer or the elderly.

Howls at full moon. If you hear him around your kitchen door do not let him in.

Mostly shy around people but may bite if he feels threatened or late in the lunar cycle. Has had all shots but BE CAUTIOUS WHEN APPROACHING PLEASE!!!

Answers to “Spunky”