September 26, 2014
Things you don’t want to hear from a doctor, nurse, or other health care professional:
Less is more.
I’m going to be flying before I even get out of here.
I am so non-compliant.
I’m sure it’s just allergies.
Worst case scenario : you die.
I’m not a doctor but I play one on TV. I’m just kidding. I don’t play one on TV.
It’ll get better before gets worse.
Which one are you?
What are you here for again?
You haven’t seen a kidney, have you?
I should’ve had something different for lunch.
Oh, I’ve seen a lot of this. But only in books.
Where’s my pen? I can’t write with a rectal thermometer!
I wish I could say this was an educated guess.
That’s probably an allergy I’ve never seen.
My malpractice insurance just went up…again!
Hello. I’m Dr. Giggles.
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