So have I mentioned that I ride the bus? Not every day, but regularly. If you’re not a bus rider yourself there are some important rules to remember. Fortunately most buses have helpful signs to make them clear.
The signs are self-explanatory, but I’ve provided notes.
Rule 2: Smoking on the bus makes Hedorah The Smog Monster very angry.
Rule 3: It’s Nashville, Jake. If Clare Bowen wants to sit next to you and sing into a hair brush consider yourself lucky. At least it takes your mind off the cracked windows.
Remembering these rules will make your bus ride safer, more pleasant, and, most importantly, weird. Hey, my ride’s here!