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Freethinkers Anonymous > Quick Takes. > Instigative Intimations.
Author: Christopher Waldrop
July 23, 2015
Or simply inspirational messages:
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I hate when alligators try to borrow money from me. They usually just end up eating it anyway. Stupid alligators.
Yes! And the worst part is when I say, “How about I just give you some food?” and they say, “No, no, I’d rather have the money.”
I just have to ask about the statue smelling his own armpit with the caption, “Enjoy the little things life has to offer.” Um, enjoy your own B.O.? Is that the takeaway? Or perhaps I’m missing something…
Or perhaps enjoy the absence of B.O. What really stands out for me about that picture, because I’m goofy, is that the statue has a chain around its ankle. Is the owner afraid the statue’s going to run away? It can’t possibly be to deter thieves because anybody looking to steal a statue isn’t going to be stopped by a chain.
I embrace this blog and appreciate all the challenges, enjoyments, and open minds I find here. So, can I borrow a dollar?
I seem to be short on dollars at the moment. Would you take an alligator? He has a green back.
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