The most amazing thing here which is not even mentioned is the fact that THIS EMPLOYEE REVIEW WAS WRITTEN IN THE FUTURE! Did you see the date? April 2016! This is freakin’ amazing! Forget the comedy career… this guy can time travel. He wins the best employee review of all time, hands down.
Either he’s a time traveler or he’s operating on an office schedule. You know how accounts operate on a totally different schedule and celebrate the new year when nobody else is.
Where did you find this? I saw part of this yesterday on your twitter account, I think. Did you write it? It’s wonderful! My favorite goal is “get roommate to use water when making hard boiled eggs.”
Yes, I wrote it. I’ll come clean. I’m so glad you like it. I didn’t think much of it at the time I was writing it and really thought of it as just a little something to clear my head after writing my real annual review at work.
Your commitment to comedy is an inspiration to us all.
Making others laugh is what inspires me and what I always hope to do.
The most amazing thing here which is not even mentioned is the fact that THIS EMPLOYEE REVIEW WAS WRITTEN IN THE FUTURE! Did you see the date? April 2016! This is freakin’ amazing! Forget the comedy career… this guy can time travel. He wins the best employee review of all time, hands down.
Either he’s a time traveler or he’s operating on an office schedule. You know how accounts operate on a totally different schedule and celebrate the new year when nobody else is.
Where did you find this? I saw part of this yesterday on your twitter account, I think. Did you write it? It’s wonderful! My favorite goal is “get roommate to use water when making hard boiled eggs.”
Yes, I wrote it. I’ll come clean. I’m so glad you like it. I didn’t think much of it at the time I was writing it and really thought of it as just a little something to clear my head after writing my real annual review at work.
An orangutan is sure a menace since they’re so similar to us!
They are very similar to us and quite wily. In fact I’ve met orangutans who were smarter than some people I know.