-Hey Phil. Phil, you here?
-Yeah, a little shaken, but I’m here. What’s up Wally?
-Just checking. Everything got crazy there and now it’s gone quiet. Really quiet.
-Yeah, I know. I’m okay with the quiet. Better than dealing with—
-HEY EVERYBODY! AL’S IN THE HIZZOUSE!
-Whoop. Let’s party like it’s 2006.
-GOOD ONE PHIL!
-I’m Wally.
-DON’T BE A HATER PHIL. WHERE’S MY MAN BRAZZY? BRAZZY, YOU HERE?
-Da.
-AWESOME. THIS IS MY GUY!
-Ich hasse dich so sehr.
-HE’S THE MAN, AM I RIGHT EVERYBODY? LET ME HEAR EVERYBODY SAY YEAH!
-You two want to be alone?
-DON’T BE LIKE THAT. YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU PHIL!
-I’m Wally.
-WHERE’S PHIL?
-Over here, next to your Teutonic twin.
-Ich verachte Euch alle.
-Some of us can understand you, Brazzy.
-Mein Name ist Bertholletia.
-YOU SPEAK SPANISH PHIL?
-I’m Wally. And [sigh] the most common language there is Portuguese, and anyway he’s speaking…forget it. Yes, Al. Yes I do.
-Dies ändert nichts
-COOL, COOL. WHAT’S HE SAYING?
-That you’re his best friend in the world, Al.
-HA! YOU BET I AM! EVERYBODY LOVES ME! AM I RIGHT EVERYBODY? LET ME HEAR EVERYBODY SAY YEAH!
-Wenn es einen Gott ist, werden Sie das erste zu sterben sein .
-YOU SAID IT BRAZZY! HE PHIL, HELP ME OUT HERE. WHAT’S HE SAYIN‘?
-I’m Wally.
-YEAH. WHAT’D HE SAY?
-He’s trying to butter you up.
-WHOA, HARSH BRAZZY, HARSH. I KNOW THAT’S NOT WHAT YOU MEANT BUT HARSH ANYWAY. I HAD SOME COUSINS WENT DOWN THAT WAY.
-Ich würde Sie mich zerquetschen, wenn ich könnte.
-He says he’s sorry.
-THANKS PHIL. I GOT THAT. AND BRAZZY REMEMBERS GOOBER TOO. A MINUTE OF SILENCE FOR OUR OLD FRIEND GOOBER.
-Y’all keep it down.
-WHO SAID THAT? SOUNDS LIKE GOOBER! GOOBER, YOU HERE?
-Der einzige von euch, die erträglich für mich ist.
-Y’all make more ruckus than a mess of hounds done got a possum.
-Who is that?
-Pecan.
I’m off to make a cruel and vindictive PB sandwich…
To make it really vindictive use almond butter. And laugh knowingly at Al while you do it.
Straight. Over. My. Head. Do I need to be American to get this? Or just more switched on??
Don’t overthink it. Remember the Dangermouse episode where Colonel ‘K says a message has been sent in “Brazil nut code”? “Jolly tough to crack!” Anyway just imagine a bowl of mixed nuts (walnuts, philberts, almonds, Brazil nuts, pecans) and the conversations they’d have. Why would a Brazil nut speak German? Best not to overthink it.