Source: Comingsoon.net
Halloween should always be on a Friday or Saturday. Even Monday is scarier than Tuesday. Nice way to mess with us, calendar.
The Ten Worst Haunted Houses
- You’ll Come Out Alive.
- Bring The Kids!
- Have Some Caffeine First.
- The Tate Gallery
- Kevin Was Supposed To Bring Chainsaws.
- During The Day We’re Putting On Joseph & The Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat.
- Based On A Hallmark Channel Movie.
- Who Wants Pancakes?
- This Collection Of Carefully Arranged Tableaux May Appear Scary But You’ll Be Quite Safe, And That Waiver Is Meaningless Window-Dressing.
- Apple Store
That concludes this year’s Halloween Parade. Lou Reed, the final word is yours.
LOL, #7 is the worst and yes, Halloween should always be on a weekend night!
Hallmark Channel movies and Halloween candy have one thing in common: they can both give you cavities.
Best list ever! Gosh, I love your sense of humour:-)
Thank you. It’s nice to know I’m making people laugh.
Thank you. It’s nice to know I’m making people laugh.
Another one that should have made McSweeney’s.
Thank you, although I am getting rather proud of my rejection collection. I go to a weekly writers’ group and during the introductions I always mention that I have a stack of rejections.
You’re so smart it’s scary.
Perhaps when it comes to fear real wisdom is realizing no one scares us like we scare ourselves.