“The beauty of language is that every new word spawns new ones whether we need them or not. Usually not.”-Dr. Ruth Addison, Current Linguistics, v.27 no.9 (2017), p.207
Staycation (n.)-When you take vacation time but don’t go anywhere; time off while remaining at home.
Earliest recorded use: 1944.
Added to the Oxford English Dictionary in 2015.
Daycation (n.)-When you only take a single day off from work to futz around at home.
Splaycation (n.)-When you miss work or something else because you’ve overslept or just can’t get out of bed. Popular among college students who dozily hit the snooze button on their alarm clocks only to wake up and realize they’ve slept through all their classes.
Spaycation (n.)-When you take the day off to take a pet to the vet.
Buffetcation (n.)-When you take a break from your diet.
Braincation (n.)-When you mentally check out while working on a mindless, routine task.
Draincation (n.)-When you’ve accumulated the maximum vacation time your work allows and stop earning more; see also “maycation”.
Maycation (n.)-When your boss assures you there probably almost certainly could be a chance that you’ll have the chance to take some time off after that big project.
Bromance (n.)-A close but platonic relationship between men.
Earliest recorded use: 2001.
Added to the Oxford English Dictionary in 2013.
Knowmance (n.)-When you and another person have a lot in common and you’re sure you’d be good friends but for reasons of geography or scheduling the two of you never meet.
Showmance (n.)-When everything you learn about a celebrity seems to confirm that the two of you would be great friends if you just had a chance to meet but you’re not going to stalk them or anything because that would make it weird.
Promance (n.)-Similar to “showmance”, but applied to professional athletes.
Flowmance (n.)-The brief but amicable relationship you develop with a plumber or other repair person while they do something around your house that you kind of wish you could do yourself.
Throwmance (n.)-A relationship with someone you enjoy talking to but don’t think about when you’re not around them.
Crowmance (v.)-When you keep talking about a new relationship even though your friends really wish you’d just shut up about it.
Nomance (n.)-You don’t even know them but something about that person makes you want to punch them.
Slacktivist (n.)-A person whose actions toward a desired political or social change require little time or effort.
Earliest recorded use: 1998
Added to the Oxford English Dictionary in 2016
Snacktivist (n.)-A co-worker who eats throughout the day, especially chips, crackers, or other loud foods.
Factivist (n.)-That annoying person who asks for your source or says “citation needed” in response to everything you say.
Stacktivism (v.)-Hiding inactivity behind a lengthy to-do list.
Tacktivist (n.)-A co-worker who says “Let’s put a pin in” all your suggestions.
Epicactivist (n.)-Someone whose one-upmanship over you regarding any cause or issue makes you want to vomit.
Other recent additions:
Metraction (n.)-The act of withdrawing from a conversation after realizing you’ve said something really stupid but not admitting it.
Plottery (n.)-Elaborate plans you say you’ll carry out when you win the lottery.
Seemail (v.)-Making sure your emails are read by obsessively attaching receipt/read tags to them.
Celebrenebriation (n.)-Excessive consumption of alcohol on a specific holiday (New Year’s Day, St. Patrick’s Day, Arbor Day, etc.). Ironically cannot be pronounced by people experiencing it.
Flarking (v.)-Parking illegally or in a non-parking space (in the middle of the street, on the sidewalk, in someone’s yard, etc.) and pretending it’s okay because you’ve left the hazard lights flashing. Employed by delivery people and jerks.