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Poop. Heh.
Phew!
Fortunately I found the finale.
Positively Perfection!
Thank you. I feel like I should carry it on but, you know, I think I used up all my P’s. Now I just need to mind my Q’s.
Particularly and positively pleasant.
(not to mention impressive)
Having heard the hails I am happy to have harbored such…um, yeah, I can’t keep this up.
Perfectly prepared, pal.
Thank you for that pleasantly posited posting.