Book Blurbs Written About Blurb, My New Novel Written Entirely In The Form Of Book Blurbs:
“Stunning!”
-The New York Herald
“Incredible!”
-The Boston Spectator
“Thrill-seeking!”
-The Tuscon Citizen
“I couldn’t put it down!”
-Stilton Blue, The Seattle Scene
“Surprising!”
-The Leavenworth Leader
“Staggering!”
-The Breckenridge Post-Dispatch
“You’ll wonder where it’s going!”
-The Steamboat Springs Chronicle
“Leaves you wanting something!”
-The Ketchum Banner
“A novel idea for a book!”
-The Bismark Telegraph
“The novelty quickly wears thin!”
-The Sturgis Herald
“An unusual premise that keeps you turning the pages, hoping it will eventually develop into something!”
-Emmental Dickinson, The Bay Times (Omaha, NE)
“Not really a novel!”
-The Ontario Olympiad
“Like no other novel I’ve ever read!”
-Caerphilly Wells, The North Platte Telegraph
“I can’t believe this is a book!”
-Brie Rogers, The Davenport Mirror
“Why would someone do this?”
-The Duluth Star
“About three-hundred pages!”
-Bloodstone Publishing
“About three-hundred and forty grams!”
-Fynbo Shreeve, scientist
“I couldn’t pick it up!”
-Allen Walker, The Catchall
“Just keeps going!”
-Terry Cheshire, The Whitehorse Observer
“Completely messes with your head, and not in a good way!”
-Feta Hampton, The Telluride Post
“The most entertaining drivel I’ve read this year!”
-Red Windsor, The Winnipeg Inquirer
“We only publish reviews of academic non-fiction in the field of biology!”
-Nature
“I keep it next to the toilet!”
—S. Clemens, author of The American Claimant
“Floats well!”
-Boaters Digest
“Responsible for an outbreak of diphtheria!”
-Tiverton Tribune
“Reminiscent of Finnegan’s Wake, and by that I mean completely unreadable and people will only refer to it to sound pretentious!”
-The Ely Telegraph
“Makes you look at aardvarks in an entirely new way!”
-Annapolis Reader
“Opened up a trans-dimensional portal that I fell into and now can’t escape! Please send help!”
-Terry Weiss, The Marfa Bugler
“You might want to read it!”
-The Dorset Times-Picayune
“Potential best-seller.”
-Poughkeepsie Plain Tribune
Coming next year: the sequel, Disblurbing The Peace.
This has McSweeney’s written ALL over it. I am serious.
“I laughed, I winced, I read the whole thing!”
– Allison Everett, blogger
This is from my McSweeney’s rejection pile. And it even mentions James Joyce. Go figure.
Left me speechless!
Fantastic comment!
I love this! A must-read!
Improved by the comments!
This Boston spectator says, “Incredible!”
You are an incredible Bostonian and not just a spectator.