Source: Wondermark
Yes, it’s that time again, and may the team with the most points as determined by the rules at the end of the arbitrarily set period of time be declared the title holder!
Safety-Tyrann Mathieu
Safety-Daniel Sorensen
Cornerback- Alex Brown
Cornerback-Bashaud Breeland
Outside Linebacker-Darron Lee
Outside Linebacker- Dorian O’Daniel
Middle Linebacker- Reggie Ragland
End-Blake Bell
End-Travis Kelce
Tackle-Jackson Barton
Tackle-Cameron Erving
Wide Receiver- Mecole Hardman
Wide Receiver-Tyreek Hill
Tackle- Eric Fisher
Tackle-Stefen Wisniewski
Guard- Andrew Wylie
Guard- Laurent Duvernay-Tardif
Center- Austin Reiter
Tight End- Blake Bell
Quarterback-Chad Henne
Fullback- Anthony Sherman
Running Back-LeSean McCoy
Receiving Team:
Safety-Festin
Safety-King Meshugah
Cornerback-Garet Jax
Cornerback-Dejah Thoris
Outside Linebacker-Thorin Oakenshield
Outside Linebacker-Yog Sothoth
Middle Linebacker-Sandman
End-Ningauble Of The Seven Eyes
End-Genly Ai
Tackle-Sir Gawain
Tackle-Mongo
Wide Receiver-Namor Of Atlantis
Wide Receiver-Balon Greyjoy
Tackle-Hellboy
Tackle-Xena, Warrior Princess
Guard-Anita Blake
Guard-The Red Queen
Center-Lessa/Ramoth
Tight End-Lord Voldemort
Quarterback- Schmendrick The Magician
Fullback-Eeyore
Halfback-Rudy Ruettiger
All those who recognized the reference to Andy Griffith earn an automatic five bonus points.
I would have thought the Green Knight would be on the field if Gawain is there! Also, Blake is a Bell-End twice, lucky guy!
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Considering the British definition of Bell-end I’m not sure Blake is that lucky, and I’m not sure how he ended up on the team twice, but, now that you mention it, the Green Knight would be a formidable player.
Schmendrick played a hell of a game, but in the end it just wasn’t enough to overcome the mistakes of Namor, or the Curse of the Golden Gate.
The problem with putting Namor on the field is, of course, that he’s completely out of his element.
What it was was a great post, Chris.Touchdown!
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Everybody loves a tight end. Sadly, I did not score the extra points, but you did.
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The good news is that Who’s Line Is It Anyway? rules apply here and the points don’t matter.