Every time paper is torn another sprite is being born.
Every time a ship lifts its sail a mermaid grows another tail.
Every time you go downstairs the attic demons come out in pairs.
Every time you use a microwave fairies get together and hold a rave.
Every time a tree is cut a dryad falls on its butt.
Every time a car starts and ogre squats and farts.
Every time there’s a gentle breeze a centaur just had to sneeze.
Every time you spill some salt a jinn sneaks inside a bank vault.
Every time the kettle whistles unicorns mail out epistles.
Every time the air conditioning goes off a dragon gives its skin a slough.
Every time a plug goes into a socket a nixie adds to its docket.
Every time someone scrapes their nails on a chalkboard another hobgoblin joins the horde.
Every time a door is closed a gryphon is indisposed.
Every time someone fries up bacon somewhere a kobold is shakin’.
Every time a soda fizzes a gremlin drops its pants and whizzes.