Television Listings, Christmas 2022

TBS: 24 hours of A Christmas Story

USA Network: 24 hours of It’s A Wonderful Life

BBC: 24 hours of Love, Actually

TNT: 24 hours of Elf

Cartoon Network: 24 hours of Dr. Seuss’s How The Grinch Stole Christmas

Disney: 24 hours of some Mickey Mouse things, teen superhero sitcoms, and filler because everyone’s just using our streaming service to watch A Muppet Christmas Carol or YouTube to laugh at the Star Wars Christmas special

SyFy: 24 hours of low budget Krampus movies and maybe you should block us if you have small children because we’ll also run that Futurama episode with the murderous robot Santa Claus

TVLand: 24 hours of M*A*S*H Christmas episodes and that one Andy Griffith Christmas episode and, I don’t know, was there a Green Acres Christmas episode? Let’s find out.

Game Show Network: 24 hours of game show hosts in ugly sweaters

Hallmark: Twelve movies about a young woman who steps away from her high-powered job in [major American city] after a bad breakup to return to her home town for the first time in ten years to find the guy she had a crush on in high school is helping save the local [Christmas tree farm/candy cane factory/handmade ornament shop/egg nog distillery] from being closed.

Norwegian TV: 24 hours of a fire burning under the Aurora Borealis.

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6 Comments

  1. BarbaraM

    Seen them. Yawn.

    Reply
    1. Christopher Waldrop (Post author)

      So anyway there are these twins, one named Juan and the other named Amal, so if you’ve seen Juan you’ve seen Amal.

      Reply
  2. ANN J KOPLOW

    Thanks for all the hours of entertainment, Chris.

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    1. Christopher Waldrop (Post author)

      With you, Ann, it’s always twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week of entertainment.

      Reply
  3. mydangblog

    Awesome viewing, lol. Merry Christmas, Chris!

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    1. Christopher Waldrop (Post author)

      Fortunately there’s also video-on-demand and so many other options there’s no excuse for not finding something you want to watch.

      Reply

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