TBS: 24 hours of A Christmas Story
USA Network: 24 hours of It’s A Wonderful Life
BBC: 24 hours of Love, Actually
TNT: 24 hours of Elf
Cartoon Network: 24 hours of Dr. Seuss’s How The Grinch Stole Christmas
Disney: 24 hours of some Mickey Mouse things, teen superhero sitcoms, and filler because everyone’s just using our streaming service to watch A Muppet Christmas Carol or YouTube to laugh at the Star Wars Christmas special
SyFy: 24 hours of low budget Krampus movies and maybe you should block us if you have small children because we’ll also run that Futurama episode with the murderous robot Santa Claus
TVLand: 24 hours of M*A*S*H Christmas episodes and that one Andy Griffith Christmas episode and, I don’t know, was there a Green Acres Christmas episode? Let’s find out.
Game Show Network: 24 hours of game show hosts in ugly sweaters
Hallmark: Twelve movies about a young woman who steps away from her high-powered job in [major American city] after a bad breakup to return to her home town for the first time in ten years to find the guy she had a crush on in high school is helping save the local [Christmas tree farm/candy cane factory/handmade ornament shop/egg nog distillery] from being closed.
Norwegian TV: 24 hours of a fire burning under the Aurora Borealis.
Seen them. Yawn.
So anyway there are these twins, one named Juan and the other named Amal, so if you’ve seen Juan you’ve seen Amal.
Thanks for all the hours of entertainment, Chris.
With you, Ann, it’s always twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week of entertainment.
Awesome viewing, lol. Merry Christmas, Chris!
Fortunately there’s also video-on-demand and so many other options there’s no excuse for not finding something you want to watch.