Unchained Malady.
How do you know if it’s a cold or an allergy? Here’s a helpful guide to distinguishing the two.
- Symptoms include sneezing, coughing, or a sore throat.
- Symptoms include fever.
- Symptoms include itchy, watery eyes.
- Symptoms include general achiness.
- A skin rash is present.
- Caused by a viral infection.
- Caused by the immune system reacting to something usually harmless.
- Symptoms last several weeks.
- May be treated with an antihistamine.
- Only requires medical attention in extreme cases.
- Was the star of an ‘80’s sitcom.
- Speaks fluent Portuguese.
- Prefers West Coast hip-hop.
- Never leaves a tip.
- Always falls for spam email.
- Doesn’t make threats, only promises—oh, and a good pork roll.
- Doesn’t know the way to San Jose.
- Arrested several times for jaywalking.
- Can’t read cursive.
- Presents as blisters on the hands and feet after exposure to cold and humidity.