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Conclusion: Does this worm make my hand look fat?

I was walking home when a small dog came running to the edge of his yard. “Bark! Bark! Bark!” I stopped and waved at him and said “Hello!” He stopped then turned and looked back at his house. I swear I could hear him speaking.

“Do I know this schmuck? Somebody come and help me out here.”

I’m not the only one who hears things like that, right?